A New Era Arises

[rayzote]

It's 2024
I go outside for the first time in years
The Fappening changed everything
JLaws nudes sparked a revolution
Every conflict in the world abruptly ended as everyone was to busy fapping
As I walk down the overgrown street I see what appears to be Zoe Quinn
She sits on the side of the curb dying
"C-cum- c-c-cum I-I need cum" she says in a pathetic voice
Much of her kind died out after the fappening
With no cum to nourish them, sluts began to starve out
SJWs began to crumble into dust as everyone was too busy fapping to give them attention
As I walk further on down, I see others
I notice that there a very few children amongst them
JLaws nude made actual sex obsolete
An entire generation was never born
The world population has dropped significantly
Overcrowding is no longer an issue
Bill Nye comes out with his cock in hand and declares that global warming has ended
The sea levels recede
With no more government, we can start over
A new contitution is drafted. No more tyranny
Due to everyone fapping, we all forgot about Ebola
It seems that the population of Africa has been completely obliterated
Nothing of value was lost
The world is finally ready to move one
Thank you based leaker.

[Kayleb]

What the hell did I just read?