What is your best Naruto pickup lines

[Mercury]

Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend

One, ew. Two, how is that Naruto related?

Harashima: Dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style

its not

[Yamasukage]

I've got two of what many man have only got one of

[SpeakingRain]

Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend

One, ew. Two, how is that Naruto related?

Harashima: Dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style

its not

No shit. I guess you don't read topic titles, or lack the capacity to understand them. >.>

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Never ever tried this.... so forgive me if they ae lame :3
"My existence will be SAKURA without you in my life."
"lemme give you the 8 triagrams 64 palms massage "
"Are you for real or is this the Infinite Tsukoyomi?"
"Dayyum girl! you gonna put Tsunade to shame!" (not exactly something that can be used... :p )
"TBH... your beauty is not just on the outside... but from within. My byakugan never fails "

[joca94]

Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD

[Tsunayoshi]

Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD

Nice ones! xD I'd totally fall for those pick up lines.

[Fraudulent]

"Let me put my bone inside you" - Kimimaro

[joca94]

Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD

Nice ones! xD I'd totally fall for those pick up lines.

Thanks, Im glad someone liked them xD