Corrupted Wish.

[RAZOR7619]

Granted. Its a Prius.
I wish I would stop getting so distracted by moving GIFs.

Granted, but you''ll be distracted by everything (except gifs ofc)

I wish I had enough Money to donate to SLO

Granted but you would never get your donor perks

i wish it was a different car other than a prius

Granted , its YUGO.

I wish i had money to get my first tattoo done.

[taigakun]

Granted, but then you will get aids from the needle that was used on you

I wish i was rich without consequences

[Tsunayoshi]

Granted, but then you will get aids from the needle that was used on you

I wish i was rich without consequences

Granted, but you'll be rich with nutrition.

I wish Nerve-Gear was out. And that I'd be able to play.

[taigakun]

I wish that I was a god.

Granted, you will be the god of butterflies

I wish to live forever

[Kings_Head]

I wish that I was a god.

Granted, you will be the god of butterflies

I wish to live forever

Granted but you will be FORCED to watch your loved ones pass away

I wish i was worthy to wield Mjolnir (Thors hammer for those who don't know)

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Granted but you will be FORCED to watch your loved ones pass away

I wish i was worthy to wield Mjolnir (Thors hammer for those who don't know)

Granted, but to prove your worth... you have to do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and 10km run continuously for ... ummm... 10years and eat only a banana every morning for breakfast.

I wish I could do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km every single day for... let's say.... ummm... 5 years and eat only a banana for my breakfast during this period.

[Reminance]

Granted but you will be FORCED to watch your loved ones pass away

I wish i was worthy to wield Mjolnir (Thors hammer for those who don't know)

Granted, but to prove your worth... you have to do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and 10km run continuously for ... ummm... 10years and eat only a banana every morning for breakfast.

I wish I could do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km every single day for... let's say.... ummm... 5 years and eat only a banana for my breakfast during this period.

Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.

[RAZOR7619]

Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.

Granted , but you can't control it so you hear everyone at same time.

I wish i could control time.

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.

Granted , but you can't control it so you hear everyone at same time.

I wish i could control time.

Granted, but each manipulation will logarithmically increase your age.

I wish everyone turns into a fly

[Tsunayoshi]

Granted, but you wouldn't gain anything out of it.
I wish i could read people's minds.

Granted , but you can't control it so you hear everyone at same time.

I wish i could control time.

Granted, but each manipulation will logarithmically increase your age.

I wish everyone turns into a fly

Granted, but you turn into an ant.

I wish I was a Chimera Ant King. (Answer only if you know what it is!)

[jcryer]

Granted, but no one knows what the hell you are.

I wish that I were good at programming.

[SpeakingRain]

Granted, but you must work on SLO all day, everyday without any food or piss breaks. (You're gonna need some bottles.)

I wish Kakashi x Yamato was canon XD

[Kings_Head]

Granted, but you must work on SLO all day, everyday without any food or piss breaks. (You're gonna need some bottles.)

I wish Kakashi x Yamato was canon XD

Granted but you had to pay a lot of money to watch it

i wish i had the skill to be a developer and make many games that where the best

[Tsunayoshi]

Granted, but you must work on SLO all day, everyday without any food or piss breaks. (You're gonna need some bottles.)

I wish Kakashi x Yamato was canon XD

Granted but you had to pay a lot of money to watch it

i wish i had the skill to be a developer and make many games that where the best

Granted, but you're known worldwide as a crappy Dev.

I wish I were known as a Jinchuuriki. :

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Granted, but you're known worldwide as a crappy Dev.

I wish I were known as a Jinchuuriki. :

Granted, but that would be just your name, not a real Jinchuuriki.

Hi "a jinchuuriki"!! ^^
I wish I could completely control anybody by just saying there name