Corrupted Wish.

[Mars]

Only if you click this link

I wish to have a bigger arsenal of screamers

[Shivraj]

Only if you click this link

I wish to have a bigger arsenal of screamers

I did, now what? (good thing I took off my headphones though)
Granted, but you won't ever be able to use them and they'll haunt your dreams

I wish to be able to turn into a dragon and back to human at will.

[Nova]

Granted but each time you transform you will shrink until you're the same size as a single cell.

I wish I could Grow or shrink at will

[Konohuro]

Granted but each time you transform you will shrink until you're the same size as a single cell.

I wish I could Grow or shrink at will

Granted but only one millimeter.

I wish @Xendrus would play this game. (It worked with Vreg maybe will work with him too, who knows?)

[Mars]

Granted, but you realize @Xendrus is one of my alts. @Xendrus... is the real one

I wish that halika would return

[Xendrus]

that's me!

[json243]

Wut. Wut wut. HALIKA??? OR IS THIS A TROLLER? I SWEAR IF THIS IS A TROLLER IMMA BEAT THE LIVING POOP OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS

[misi4444]

Granted, but you realize @Xendrus is one of my alts. @Xendrus... is the real one

I wish that halika would return

Granted, Halika is here


I wish I had unlimited wishes

[Konohuro]

Granted, but none will fulfill.

I wish I would study at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

[limits]

Granted, but the only spell you will be able to learn is avada kedvara

I wish i could hold my breathe underwater, for as long as i wanted

[Narutoi]

Granted, but only ocean water and the sharks will come eat you.

I wish i could teleport where ever and when ever i want infinitely.

[taigakun]

Granted, but anytime you teleport, you shorten your lifespan by 10 years

I wish i were the richest man alive

[Narutoi]

Granted but you would have to eat crap every day for the rest of your life in exchange for the money.

[Nova]

Granted but you would have to eat crap every day for the rest of your life in exchange for the money.

You forgot to make a Wish.

[Narutoi]

I wish i could jump to outer space and be able to breath.