Corrupted Wish.

[Nova]

Granted but you can only time travel 10 seconds back and forth at a time.

I wish for a nice 2016

[taigakun]

Granted but you can only time travel 10 seconds back and forth at a time.

I wish for a nice 2016

Granted, everyone will have a nice 2016, but it will suck only for you

I wish for world domination

[Nova]

Granted, but the meal shall be poisoned, and you shall die a very very very very very very very painful death

I wish for world domination

Same one again? o.O

Unsure if there's a rule against that, but if not I'll just answer with the same answer again.
Granted, but you'll rule a planet far away in space with the only population being a rock.

I wish for events

[Shivraj]

Granted but you will always miss them

I wish that I could mimic every single noise in the world, which means EVERYTHING

[Nova]

Granted but you will always miss them

I wish that I could mimic every single noise in the world, which means EVERYTHING

Granted, but you are deaf and will never know what noise you'll mimic.

I wish for more jutsus

[Shivraj]

Granted but you can't use them >:3

I wish to have a 1000 un-corruptible wishes

[Konohuro]

Granted but you can't use them >:3

I wish to have a 1000 un-corruptible wishes

Granted but they will be after the first 9999999999999999999999 corruptible wishes.

I wish the best for Shivraj.

[taigakun]

Granted, but the meal shall be poisoned, and you shall die a very very very very very very very painful death

I wish for world domination

Same one again? o.O

Unsure if there's a rule against that, but if not I'll just answer with the same answer again.
Granted, but you'll rule a planet far away in space with the only population being a rock.

I wish for events

ohh lool i didn't even notice I've said it before xD I guess that must be my main goal hahaha

[Sanji]

Granted but you can't use them >:3

I wish to have a 1000 un-corruptible wishes

Granted but they will be after the first 9999999999999999999999 corruptible wishes.

I wish the best for Shivraj.

Granted, but u will get the worse things

i wish i can control Ice.

[Fraudulent]

i wish i can control Ice.

Granted, but the ice will instantly turn to water after 5 seconds

I wish I was Godlike

[Nova]

Granted, but you will live isolated. no one will notice you or know that you exist.

I wish more clans would be active

[Mars]

Granted but Himitsu will become irrelevant

I wish for a fully functioning SLO MMO

[Fraudulent]

Granted, but it'll only be open for 1 month

I wish to have the ability to possess other peoples bodies

[Mars]

Granted, but it'll only be open for 1 month

I wish to have the ability to possess other peoples bodies

Man if you had that we know how it'd go down

[Fraudulent]

This would be me