Rap Battle

[Kamashe]

You're so damn simple you make me chuckle, I don't need the belt to hit you - I just need the buckle.
If you think you can beat the emperor then you're just stupid. I shoot more arrows in a blink than in a life-time did Cupid.

Try me and die - you're already gone, when I look at my win-streak it turns me on.
I get bare stacks and you get no money, and when you're looking away I'm like the God of bee's - cause your girl's always licking on my honey.

lol i cant compete XD #rekt
thought i'd give it a go XD

Ha don't worry. I'm only doing this for fun. I've always like rap so this is interesting competition.
Don't give up .

How can i give up when i dream of going down,emperor no one wants you to stick around.
your raps make me sick but im better with the flu, id rather be half dead then have to listen to you.

and you are in the way but i cant see why, why didn't you just go in that corner and cry
your whole life is a lie and im about to end it, emperor, abuser - i hope your not offended

(just4fun, no trouble

[Fraudulent]

How can i give up when i dream of going down,emperor you are still just a clown.
your raps make me sick but im better with the flu, id rather be half dead then have to listen to you.

and you are in the way but i cant see why, why didn't you just go in that corner and cry
your whole life is a lie and im about to end it, emperor, abuser - i hope your not offended

(just4fun, no trouble

What's this, finally a good contender? Oh its Kamashe - hopefully I don't offend her.
You're merely a child with an attitude that sucks. If I see you homeless, I'd rather feed the ducks.
I am the emperor and I am the best, please don't bother me - you're the equivalent to a side-quest.

[Kamashe]

You're so damn simple you make me chuckle, I don't need the belt to hit you - I just need the buckle.
If you think you can beat the emperor then you're just stupid. I shoot more arrows in a blink than in a life-time did Cupid.

Try me and die - you're already gone, when I look at my win-streak it turns me on.
I get bare stacks and you get no money, and when you're looking away I'm like the God of bee's - cause your girl's always licking on my honey.

lol i cant compete XD #rekt
thought i'd give it a go XD

Ha don't worry. I'm only doing this for fun. I've always like rap so this is interesting competition.
Don't give up .

How can i give up when i dream of going down,emperor you are still just a clown.
your raps make me sick but im better with the flu, id rather be half dead then have to listen to you.

and you are in the way but i cant see why, why didn't you just go in that corner and cry
your whole life is a lie and im about to end it, emperor, abuser - i hope your not offended

(just4fun, no trouble

What's this, finally a good contender? Oh its Kamashe - hopefully I don't offend her.
You're just a child and your attitude sucks. If I see you homeless, I'd rather feed the ducks.
I am the emperor and I am the best, please don't bother me - you're the equivalent to a side-quest.

its time to put you in your place but id rather tie my shoes. i think your raps are pretty good but youre still gonna lose
calling me a girl you'd better think twice.. the only reason youre still rapping is because im nice

[Fraudulent]

its time to put you in your place but id rather tie my shoes. i think your raps are pretty good but youre still gonna lose
calling me a girl you'd better think twice.. the only reason youre still rapping is because im nice

Because you're nice? Hah you're funny. Here, take these tissues, you're so scared your nose is starting to get runny.
You can't compete son, I'm like the head and you're the neck. Attempting to diss me will only get you thrown off the deck.

Why does it take you so long to see? That I am someone you can only dream to be?
The difference between us, is I get parental affection. You have school on Monday - and you're in detention.

[Kamashe]

its time to put you in your place but id rather tie my shoes. i think your raps are pretty good but youre still gonna lose
calling me a girl you'd better think twice.. the only reason youre still rapping is because im nice

Because you're nice? Hah you're funny. Here, take these tissues, you're so scared your nose is starting to get runny.
You can't compete son, I'm like the head and you're the neck. Attempting to diss me will only get you thrown off the deck.

Why does it take you so long to see? That I am someone you can only dream to be?
The difference between us, is I get parental affection. You have school on Monday - and you're in detention.

u win

[Mars]

I'm a 14 year old white boy, I was born for this
I have a nap through your raps, are you taking the piss
I get good grades and I focus in school
Gun's, that's not fun, getting A's is cool


Snap to reality, this is rap battles
Herding you all around like cattle
Counting sheep looking at the moon bruh,
Dreaming all night, it's lit, it's lunar
All you done with your girl is spoon her
Get outta here you damn fucking tumor

Though abuser, who's the loser
Think you'll win Is this a drunken stupour
You act as what you never have future
Shot city, guess who's the real shooter

Giving people detention acting like the principal
You're a rubber duck and I'm unsinkable
I'll do everything to you, even the unthinkable
You're an imbecille for doubting I'm invincible

Biology GCSE's, if you're looking for a bursary
Just remember you're a consumer and I am the tertiary
When you were younger, I bet your father molested you
Would have been so nice if your mother had digested you

[Fraudulent]

I'm a 14 year old white boy, I was born for this
I have a nap through your raps, are you taking the piss
I get good grades and I focus in school
Gun's, that's not fun, getting A's is cool


Snap to reality, this is rap battles
Herding you all around like cattle
Counting sheep looking at the moon bruh,
Dreaming all night, it's lit, it's lunar
All you done with your girl is spoon her
Get outta here you damn fucking tumor

Though abuser, who's the loser
Think you'll win Is this a drunken stupour
You act as what you never have future
Shot city, guess who's the real shooter

Giving people detention acting like the principal
You're a rubber duck and I'm unsinkable
I'll do everything to you, even the unthinkable
You're an imbecille for doubting I'm invincible

Biology GCSE's, if you're looking for a bursary
Just remember you're a consumer and I am the tertiary
When you were younger, I bet your father molested you
Would have been so nice if your mother had digested you

Okay. Now Mars, this is getting personal
Your mother should have spat you faster than I did this verse ya'know?
But its fine, I forgive the small walking surprises
I swear you and your little sister Joe are just minions in disguises

Snap to reality? My friend you must be in a genjutsu
In this community you're more of a clown than Vreg with a pink tutu   (NO DISS FAM CHILL, PLS NO BAN)
I simply am the best, it just takes time for you to understand
You need me to guide you through life - here, I'll hold your hand

You're like a walk in the park
Something I'll munch for breakfast, or a snack I'd consume in the dark
Too easy to handle, not even worth killing
When you attempt a troll on me, you really don't know what you're dealing

My GCSE's are coming, and I have a good success rate
Just because you foretold your failure in a few years, doesn't mean I deserve hate
I pass every exam without having to revise
That's called a strong brain - no lies

Alright boy, this rap came to an end
My offense was too good and you couldn't defend
Now check your Skype b
For all the gay messages that I will send.

[Shivraj]

Abuser, you sure that is your name?
I see, you're already bathing in fame.
Not sure why though, your raps are lame.

Haven't rapped in a while, but now I'm back.
Go home kid, fast, just pack your backpack.

Shouldn't have tried to diss my bro mars.
Not like you could anyway, with those bars.

tell me, what's up with you dissing Joe?
Do you think this is some kind of show?
You can't get away with going that low.

Ready to dance with the devil?
Fighting me? You're below my level.

You're not worth wasting my time to write this rap.
I should probably just go and take a long nap.

Is your pride crushed yet?
To me, you're no threat.
You should be in my debt,
I didn't make you my pet.

(Couldn't really diss you cause you gave me no content >.<, will be waiting for more :3. Wasn't really as good as I expected from myself, but meh, I'll be back soon x3)

[Mars]

Vreg in a tutu? I think you misunderstand
That shit is sexy, agree or you'll be banned
Think you're a big shot, I'll leave you in the sand
Child, this is my turf, this is my land

Greed of the Yugure, I guess you're always taking
To me you're just a girl, get back to your baking
An emporer, you compare yourself to Ceaser
Your dicks so small you gotta jerk off with tweezers

[Fraudulent]

Vreg in a tutu? I think you misunderstand
That shit is sexy, agree or you'll be banned
Think you're a big shot, I'll leave you in the sand
Child, this is my turf, this is my land

Greed of the Yugure, I guess you're always taking
To me you're just a girl, get back to your baking
An emporer, you compare yourself to Ceaser
Your dicks so small you gotta jerk off with tweezers

I'm sorry to tell you, but your rapping is weak
It reflects your shinobi skills and I think it's help you should seek
Leave me in the sand? For someone so small and you talk so big
If I'm a tree, to me you're just a twig
First I thought your avvy was bad - then I saw your sig

How many time do I have to say, I am the emperor and I cannot be beaten
If you keep being lairy then for lunch you will be eaten

You might be a planet, and you might be Mars
But nobody can take me on, not even the stars

[Itsuki00]

To much losers on one site,they'r scared of a fight,don't know how to rap,il teach them to fight,and not to bitch slapp. They think they are cool,beacause they jerk on Madara,stupid fools,they aint nev'a gonna use there tools. This is it,i said it all,don't fly high,beacuse im gona make you fall!!
Im born for this :3 ^^

[Shivraj]

Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.

[Ken]

Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.

[Doylo Bushida]

Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.

[Itsuki00]

Losers? You sure about that?
Learn to diss, you cocky brat.

Hope you're ready for the storm you brought on yourself maggot,
should have known who you're fighting, now you are dead, faggot.

I'm ready for a fight any time of the day.
You scared? Did mommy not allow you to play?(play as in fight)
Now, now, no need to cry, be a good boy and stay.
Child protagonists? Real life doesn't have such clichés.

You accusing me of being a madara fanboy?
I suggest you sit down, and get schooled.
You know, you're really starting to annoy.
Learn your place, don't think you have me fooled.

You're just a little boy who thinks he's cool,
learn from the Gs, and stop being a fool.
Don't make me angry, or else I'll be cruel.

I'm not gonna bother wasting my time on the likes of you.
I won't need to continue this, cause I can already see you're stew.

I hope you're having fun in this storm,
You're not worth,
for the sloth to show his real form.

You calling me a kid? And you still piss in your bed!? Don't get me mad,cause your gona feel sad. I could teach you about life,cause your to stupid to know,it aint about the words,Its about the show, are you asking now yourself ,, gosh i am dum' " you bitch ass cunt don't know how to have fun. Now go home,cry and be stupid there,i put you to the ground,and this is the Last round! I told you this once,and li say it again, go f*ck yourself cause you don't know how to play the game!!