Rap Battle

[Mars]

I just want Leebz to drop in and destroy you guys
I'll reply in a bit but I feel like I'm wasting my time
No point in spending ages fighting your weak rhymes

[limits]

Y'all listen up because Jesus here.
Sit your ass down, relax
and go grab a beer
Jesus be killing it with his raps
MVP angel spittin till he collapse
Stunned Matthew 9:9 whilst collecting tax
No way you fools beating Jesus
We all know that's the facts

Beat you one by one
All in your best day
I'll keep it short
Swear down no essay
Spitting the fire till Judas Betray
You already know #JesusSlay

jheeeeez

[Kayleb]

Y'all listen up because Jesus here.
Sit your ass down, relax
and go grab a beer
Jesus be killing it with his raps
MVP angel spittin till he collapse
Stunned Matthew 9:9 whilst collecting tax
No way you fools beating Jesus
We all know that's the facts

Beat you one by one
All in your best day
I'll keep it short
Swear down no essay
Spitting the fire till Judas Betray
You already know #JesusSlay

JESUS that was good

[granit]

Nice a newbie is here
So shut the fuck up and hear
Here we are the kings
We pull the strings
We are the gods
We know the odds
You're gonna lose
That's what we say
We're gonna slay
All you have left is to go pray.

You want to keep it short
Okay I'll end it fast
I'm a rapping fort
My rapping knowledge is vast

[Shivraj]

Wow, I did not know that Granit day dreamed!
I'm ashamed, your raps are going downstream!
Hmmm.... So I go away cause of no net for a few days and you think you're the Gs?
Run away, with your gay clan Kirishima, before my raps start stinging you like bees!

I need to hold my breath cause You keep spouting these raps like radioactive waste!
Maybe it's like that particular time you tried to swallow but it fell out, in a haste?
I'm talking about you and your boyfriends!
Or do you do everyone of your male friends?

Dude, We don't need Leebz to defeat the likes of you!
Me and Mars are enough, we don't even need a crew!
Still think you're the "gods?", stop hallucinating, I'm the only rap God!
You wanna defy me? Think carefully, I'll beat your ass with a steel rod!

Now now Remember this thing boys, I'm not homophobic, as you might think, I'm just stating the truth!
The only one who cried was your mum, cause of my big D**k inside her last night in the phone booth!
Run away before I beat you, go and cry to your mommy bitches,
I can't stop laughing at your raps, I gotta go, get those stitches!

Now listen before you try to spit raps with your gay mouths.
Be careful or else I'll kick your asses from north to south!
One more thing, Don't reverse me and kono's roles.
Or Else I might just leave you rendered with holes!

[Konohuro]

Y'all listen up because Jesus here.
Sit your ass down, relax
and go grab a beer
Jesus be killing it with his raps
MVP angel spittin till he collapse
Stunned Matthew 9:9 whilst collecting tax
No way you fools beating Jesus
We all know that's the facts

Beat you one by one
All in your best day
I'll keep it short
Swear down no essay
Spitting the fire till Judas Betray
You already know #JesusSlay

You call yourself Jesus? you are a blasphemer!
Stoning is the answer to you, poor farmer.
Don't bring God's divinity among your shitty rap
That will be placed above a persecution cap.
Listen to me nameless boy, here is big man war
You are just doing chore between two big roar
If you don't want to be a whore for the two big tor
Come and join our shore and from some hoar
You will turn in A GOD OF WAR!

[Mars]

lol kai calling a "Himitsu excuse"
When I'm done with you'll cry about "abuse"
What will you even do in SLO?
Stupid clan. All you nooblets have no use

Kirishima, who even are you guys.
Worst clan on the forum, you want a prize?
Dumb clan, you achieve nothing
Think you're good? Eh you're bluffing

Himitsu always go Rambo like Sylvesters
Kirishima always acting like child molesters
You guys are jokes, dumb nerds you're jesters.
After rapping me your burns will sure fester.

Killed all of your members with one simple rap.
Now go back to playing with your nans bra strap
Kai you aint shit, all you do is fap
Mars out, roasted you all. Give me a clap

[Konohuro]

Deleted.

[Kai]

@Mars

Himitsu excuse saying we have no use
Stop drinking booze, before we turn you into Bruce*
I'll be a God in SLO, isn't that obvious you douche?
You should fix your loose screw before i brew YOU!

All of us are omnipotent Gods
We're better than you ragers playing CoD
Better trod along and cry to your mod
Before you taste the almighty lightning rod

Himitsu Himitsu
Rhymes with i-killed-you
Call the rest of your crew
And go back to the zoo

[Mars]

Not an excuse, I'm just preaching
You suck at this, want some teaching?
get some water and put some bleach in.
My raps are smooth, yours are screeching.

What the hell's wrong with Bruce Lee?
You'll brew me? Those threats are loose g
Don't fuck with Himitsu, let alone me
I'll fuck your sister, tomorrow, for free.

You claim to be an omnipotent god?
How come you got killed by my squad
God's don't get beaten. This seems odd.
Say yes if you're kings *Himitsu nods*

Yeah Himitsu rhymes with I killed you
And that's what we did
We're 2skilled4you
Himitsu are masters, true
But why the fuck did m4 spill you

[Shivraj]

Omnipotent gods, yet you can't fix your face!
I doubt that you can even solve a simple maze!
Hmmm....lightning rod? You think you're Zeus?
You Sure you're not an offspring of Mew's? (A Pokemon, like Pikachu or an electric pokemon, get me?)

Zoos are the habitat of Kirishima, we won't trespass!
Now run along, or get hit with my knuckles made of brass!
And You need to learn to play before being a God !
Who plays CoD? don't speak if you have no info, dog!

Learn to spell, douche, now hurry, go and cry to your mommy!
If you continue this, you'll regret it and be sorry!
How many times do I say this? Stop spouting radioactive waste!
The Himitsu gang just got serious and Kirishima got aced! (LOL term, when no player in the enemy team is alive, it's called "Aced!")

[Leebz]

@Konohuro
You slither around like you own the joint, Konohuro.
But you're nothing but a snake, a little bitch like Orochimaru.
You think you're the rap god but ask yourself this; are you?

There's a reason why people talk about me in this thread, they know that if you battle me you'll have no head.
Just like Sasuke I'll leave you for dead.

Starting on my Himitsu brothers was a big mistake.
I look at your bars and can tell that your fake.
You think rap is rhyming a single word constantly? Mate..

Never in my life have I seen such a fanboy of Itatchi.
You practically admit your love for thee.
Probably got a poster of him on your wall if so I'd find that funny
You can't top me, to me this is the second coming.

Cause' I've been there, done that, don't believe me? Check the SR chat. For me this is a relapse. Your bars are full of crap and that's a fact.

You Romanian fool
Taking lyrics from Roy Jones and think your cool.

Nothing but a rap thief at first I was in disbelief but once I saw this I knew you couldn't beef.

Please, why do I even need to rap battle this bitch? Probably sees a deal going down and runs to snitch.
Quick, someone get the thread! We bout to sow up some lips.

I find it funny how Kirishma needs about 5 man in this battle of raps.
Himitsu just needs 3 whilst we laugh and clap.
Look at your act of a shitty clan, Kirishma can kiss-ma ass.
As someone said before Himitsus got class and I'd happily agree.
Make you bleed and when I read your bars they're obscene
and I guarantee most of Kirishma won't even know what that means.

[Mars]

Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason:

[Konohuro]

Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason:

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.

[Shivraj]

Finally! the Only True God has come!
Kirishima, stop falling on your bums!
It'd probably be better for you to run!

He don't even need to say anything to wreck you!
The one who has come is the leader of this crew!
Now Run away, and stop being a douche and crude!

Guess that's all that needs to be said.
As everyone one of you is dead!

PS. Kono everyone has their own style of rapping, and Leebz went sooooooo easy on you XD.