Shinobi Life Online
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nas on December 31, 2016, 12:31:17
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Welcome
Ok guys and gals. As the topic says welcome to SLOs first support group.
As many of you may have noticed we are filled with many shinobi who (for obvious story related reasons) have lost their family and loved ones blah blah blah.
Anyways I've created this group so we can meet up with other (un-original).....lost souls, meet new people and speak about our feelings and all that.
So don't be afraid to join into our session, state you're name which is all we need as this is a safe place, and just let i all out.
Although I still have my parents so I am waaay above you weak rookies.
You're all welcome.
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Wow this was. Wow this was what I needed man. Nas you're the real mvp
anyway, my parents were allegedly killed for reason which is *spolier* which really breaks my heart because*spoiler* and that's why I *spoiler* and so I finally *spoiler* and finally this happened. SO Nas, to sum up, thanks for your idea. I think it'll really help me because *spoiler*
and to all wondering, this is #shitposting and #shamelesselfpromotion
and to know what the *spoiler*s are, read my story! the story of orphans with the orphaned MC and orphaned supporting chars also.
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Helo my name is Kasuke Hichiha and my hole village was destroyed by my best friend he betrayed me and he killed my parents in front of me and now I am very angry and emo.
Hairstyle: Long, Grey Spiky
I like to wear black.
Orange eyes because of super duper kekkei genkai I was born with that allows me to use any jutsu without needing chakra
I'm a master in taijutsu ninjutsu and genjutsu and my goal is to kill my best friend who betrayed me and also to rid the world of kages because of the current broken and corrup political system.....
I will do any thing to achieve my goal and have already killed a lot of people
I am above kage level in strength
I'm 15
I'm choosing my own path so don't bother with therapy
I can kill u anyways but the only reason I'm not doing it is because it's such a bother and you don't deserve it
now, who's next in the circle?
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Why should I trust you!?! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!
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I am very proud that you guys have decided to join as this is the first step to rehabilitation.
Wow this was. Wow this was what I needed man. Nas you're the real mvp
anyway, my parents were allegedly killed for reason which is *spolier* which really breaks my heart because*spoiler* and that's why I *spoiler* and so I finally *spoiler* and finally this happened. SO Nas, to sum up, thanks for your idea. I think it'll really help me because *spoiler*
and to all wondering, this is #shitposting and #shamelesselfpromotion
and to know what the *spoiler*s are, read my story! the story of orphans with the orphaned MC and orphaned supporting chars also.
Welcome
Now don't be afraid to go into details and pour your heart out while also giving us the information we need to help you.
Helo my name is Kasuke Hichiha and my hole village was destroyed by my best friend he betrayed me and he killed my parents in front of me and now I am very angry and emo.
Hairstyle: Long, Grey Spiky
I like to wear black.
Orange eyes because of super duper kekkei genkai I was born with that allows me to use any jutsu without needing chakra
I'm a master in taijutsu ninjutsu and genjutsu and my goal is to kill my best friend who betrayed me and also to rid the world of kages because of the current broken and corrup political system.....
I will do any thing to achieve my goal and have already killed a lot of people
I am above kage level in strength
I'm 15
I'm choosing my own path so don't bother with therapy
I can kill u anyways but the only reason I'm not doing it is because it's such a bother and you don't deserve it
now, who's next in the circle?
I'm glad you decided to join as this is the typical mental disorder... join in to more sessions and before you know it you'll become a new man.
Why should I trust you!?! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!
No such thing....there's always someone to help in fact this is why we are here...as you can others have joined so can you.
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My parents are just fucking assholes help me!!!
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Welcome
Ok guys and gals. As the topic says welcome to SLOs first support group.
As many of you may have noticed we are filled with many shinobi who (for obvious story related reasons) have lost their family and loved ones blah blah blah.
Anyways I've created this group so we can meet up with other (un-original).....lost souls, meet new people and speak about our feelings and all that.
So don't be afraid to join into our session, state you're name which is all we need as this is a safe place, and just let i all out.
Although I still have my parents so I am waaay above you weak rookies.
You're all welcome.
Hahahahahaah
But ngl with the way most write their character history's you'd think they need fucking therapy(myself included)
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My parents are just fucking assholes help me!!!
Do you want us to buy you lube....? or what?
thank you for having me here. I remember the first time I killed a man. I saw my mother asking me to not do it. But i said lel k and I killed him anyway. pl hlp
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My parents are missing lol
#FeelsBlackMan
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Anyways I remember the first time I did something to test my ability..... a man saved my life from some robbers, and died while doing so, so I killed the family of the man who had saved me for revenge....
I couldn't have done anything else right???
pls help
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Lmao..this entire thread tho.
Well I don't need therapy. My parents may be dead, but I'm god-level in abilities. Therapy is for the weak. I would kill you all but then no one would be around to see my awesomeness.
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My parents are just fucking assholes help me!!!
Ahh this is really bad...this usually ends up with the patient killing their own parents....this I really want you to refrain from....now if you can tell me more about you parents we can work through it. We're all here for u.
My parents are just fucking assholes help me!!!
Do you want us to buy you lube....? or what?
thank you for having me here. I remember the first time I killed a man. I saw my mother asking me to not do it. But i said lel k and I killed him anyway. pl hlp
Ahhh I see seems like you have the Good ol'stubborness... this is always one of the easiest and simple ones to work through as long as you don't end up killing your mother. Now next time she's no just imagine she's saying yes and do the opposite.
My parents are missing lol
#FeelsBlackMan
As a black I know how this must feel....wait sorry no I don't I still know where my parents are. But the main you wanna learn from these sessions is forget about them live your life...smoke kush ;), get turnt and get hoes.
Those parents didn't deserve you.
Anyways I remember the first time I did something to test my ability..... a man saved my life from some robbers, and died while doing so, so I killed the family of the man who had saved me for revenge....
I couldn't have done anything else right???
pls help
Yes you could've like any other normal citizen in our great world all you had to do was hand the robbers to the authorities. But now look what you've done. Anyways that's all in the past, we need to look into the future. Ayou gonna become a great ninja and protect people and shit to atone for your sins or are you gonna become a little bitch and sulk about spilt milk?
Lmao..this entire thread tho.
Well I don't need therapy. My parents may be dead, but I'm god-level in abilities. Therapy is for the weak. I would kill you all but then no one would be around to see my awesomeness.
Ahh I see this type of mental disorder all the time....but as long as some of us still have parents you can't be better than us...it's a proven fact. Now sit down and let out all those feelings you've been bottling up my friend.
Great session guys hope to you guys more often
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As a black I know how this must feel....wait sorry no I don't I still know where my parents are. But the main you wanna learn from these sessions is forget about them live your life...smoke kush ;), get turnt and get hoes.
Those parents didn't deserve you.
I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.
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my parents were murdered by ken
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I killed my parents. #bedass
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This one needs extensive therapy with sessions everyday @Nas
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I killed my parents. #bedass
bedass. sounds like you have something to talk about
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I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.
xD
Me, I don't exactly need therapy. Compared to everybody else here, I've have a relatively good life-
Parents are still alive, I got to come and learn all kinds of jutsu, and I've actually started the first interspecies friendship- With a tree, no less. Which is also a vampire...
Although, the fact that it has to eat small animals occaisonally should bother me,
but I don't really have a problem with it's diet. Maybe you should help those pet owners...
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I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.
xD
Me, I don't exactly need therapy. Compared to everybody else here, I've have a relatively good life-
Parents are still alive, I got to come and learn all kinds of jutsu, and I've actually started the first interspecies friendship- With a tree, no less. Which is also a vampire...
Although, the fact that it has to eat small animals occaisonally should bother me,
but I don't really have a problem with it's diet. Maybe you should help those pet owners...
xDDD I'd be worried if my child became friends with a tree, nevertheless a man-killing one.
As for me, my mother killed my father, left Katakiuchi and went hiding in a town she helped destroy.
Though of course according to my story, I aint born yet ;)
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As a black I know how this must feel....wait sorry no I don't I still know where my parents are. But the main you wanna learn from these sessions is forget about them live your life...smoke kush ;), get turnt and get hoes.
Those parents didn't deserve you.
I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.
To question my position is insulting but is to be expected....as you see I'm a very special breed of black. With parents I'm automatically superior. That's is why I'm more than qualified to help this in need like yourself.
my parents were murdered by ken
Ahh this is quite the dangerous mental affliction of all. To be affected by The Ken is a rare and awful situation which I more than sympathise with. Although I usually do not give this special technique to get rid of your mental pain. But as this is a special case I'll allow.
Kill Him. (The traitor)
Me, I don't exactly need therapy. Compared to everybody else here, I've have a relatively good life-
Parents are still alive, I got to come and learn all kinds of jutsu, and I've actually started the first interspecies friendship- With a tree, no less. Which is also a vampire...
Although, the fact that it has to eat small animals occaisonally should bother me,
but I don't really have a problem with it's diet. Maybe you should help those pet owners...
Mmm mmm I see this is quite interesting and a new development in my studies but I'm sorry this support group sessions are for the kasuk...I mean those with family problems. But if u feel u really need help here take my card and call for some private sessions.
As for me, my mother killed my father, left Katakiuchi and went hiding in a town she helped destroy.
Though of course according to my story, I aint born yet ;)
Ahh I'm very glad you've decided to contribute to our sessions. This is also a troubling session but you say she left Katakiuchi.
Kill Her Too (another traitor).
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Everyone here needs special prayers. Y'all crazy (except the melaninjas, they're cool ftw)
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Why should I trust you!?! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!
No such thing....there's always someone to help in fact this is why we are here...as you can others have joined so can you.
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...I have a disorder with you receiving payment for this job..........
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Why should I trust you!?! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!
No such thing....there's always someone to help in fact this is why we are here...as you can others have joined so can you.
...I have a disorder with you receiving payment for this job..........
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D...Did you just give yourself advice? O.o
Welp.
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Well Hi guys,
So I try to protect my village with all kinds of barrier jutsus, walls, trees, dead animals. But still, somehow foreign shinobis, rogue nins and unknown people keep poofing up in my penthouse, neighborhood, etc.
This is making me depressed.
I sometimes suffer a breakdown and feel like slitting my wrists.
pls hlp
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i have killed my brother and i have tried to kill myself. I NEED HELP
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My name is star and my whole clan was distroyed before my very eyes....
I can't do this...
I have made my fair share of shit posts but I think this is just ....well ... anyway
I think the reason so many of these threads are popping up is because people are board...
Can we make this tread legit and maybe say how we feel about SLO... are hopes, fears, and disappointments!!!
Because I'm losing the zeal I once had for this project!!! I still believe in this project and hope it will be a real simulation of Shinobi life!!!
But the longer I'm here the more- while the community is great- i fear the developers are becoming to closed minded. I do actual molding of clay and ceramics. And I know one of the most frustrating things is putting a lot of work in to somthing only to have to scrap it and try something new. I think Ideas are the same way!!
People hold on to ideas of what the game should be and it's easy to loose sight of the fact that as a game it needs to be fun and not work!! Making a game that requires skill is simple. You don't need over complicated machanics to move your character when you have so many other things that can work together. Chess is a perfect example of a simple game. 64 squats- 16 peaces- 7 types of peaces with different skills- and that makes for endless variety of strategys.
We have in this game potentially 7 skill trees
With different ways to use each one for 1 player. Why do we need to make movement so dame hard.
Thank your listening to my rant I needed to blow off some steam.
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Hi my name is Ken... I killed my parents man, then went off and killed mars's parents as well... then i tried to kill my brother... and then a miracle happened and I became kage...
Thank you.
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Lool of this has gone on long enough this thread was to originality bring to attention the annoying and tbh boring asf same origin story 80% of the slo community have (if you're offended good u should be). Now it's just gone into some weird shitpost thread which are all just stupid and ruin the forum (offended good you ruin the forum).
I don't do threads like this but I was just tired of seeing the same "Rogue killed my family, I live for revenge" bs.
If as @NinjaMirage is doing, this thread could be turned into a more of a proper rant thread about Slo's progress and that or if @Nova could lock it or whatever. Anyways I'm out.....